Eats shoots and leaves (see below & add a comma)

It will never cease to amaze me what you see when you're technically  ''no more'' as defined by lesser known beings and false bipedal gods. Sometimes I ponder then pace fro and to, just debating with myself if  the humOn race deserved to co-exist with Me before I popped me clogs. Then I remember what my servant the  biped said (yes him with the thumbs) = " Shit Evolves " , so I'll stick with that for now. However,be warned folks. And for fLucks sake Humanity, get a friggin move on will yah ! OK so now the joke - A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go.  "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager